Firstly, I want to state that I do have a facebook account and yes, the content that I am about to write will ironically highlight my hypocrisy. Karl Marx criticized the Bourgeoisie when he was a member, himself? What an analogy. How narcissistic of me! In an attempt to remain on subject, I will list the things that I intend to complain about in this blog. They include: status updates and the 'About Me' section.
I do not understand why people need to update their status. 80 percent of status updates that I see, torment me. They make me ask myself why I have a Facebook account. To which, I can never find an answer. 'Just ate a salad', 'just watched Oprah', 'just inhaled oxygen', 'just exhaled'.....'JUST BLINKED' . I do not really care about what you are doing or eating. Your life isn't that meaningless is it? Or maybe it is? I guess I am the one reading it, does that make my life even more meaningless? No.
The 'About Me' section is an excellent place to sell yourself and to embrace the pointless commodity in which you have recently become. I have noticed that in the 'Political and Religious views' area of this section, people tend to make highly original and skeptical remarks like 'are for faggots', 'don't care', 'are a load of shit' or Christianity. Just leave this field blank if you are too bone-headed and ill-informed to make a valid or at best, a remotely witty judgment and/or comment in this field. That is my skeptical remark anyways...
Well that is my poorly justified, unoriginal and hypocritical rant for the week. I have deliberately cut this subject short so that I can to refer back to it in a later blog. This will probably take place when I have run out of subjects to write about. Yes, I will milk it for all it is worth. Which is probably very little...
Sharpening the claws until next time... (lame)
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